Thursday, October 05, 2006

V

(Victorious Vibrators)

Velcro Velma views
the vapourization of vast

Vikings, vows vengeance

Viral Venus vents voiciferously
voluptuous in velvet... vapid
in a vacuum of vicissitudes

Voluptuous vibrators vanquish villains
and voraciously void Venus' vitriol


Wednesday, November 16, 2005

u

Ubiquitous ululations of ultrasonic unhappiness
undulate with the undertow of ugliness.
Uzi ubermaneuver of ultraviolence
uncoils the umbilical of ultimatums
and unfettered utopian understanding unites the universe.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

T

transluscent tipsy tortoise
trusts time to turn the tide
traipses tirelessly through trash
'til a tirade of titular transendence
torques the thoughts of toleration

transluscent tipsy tortoise
tensely tastes Tolkein tidbits
twitching
tied and tortured
thanks to thoughtless telemarketers

transluscent tipsy tortoise
towers threateningly
terrorist testicles tighten
thwock
twat takeover

transluscent tipsy tortoise
tirelessly tracks thieves of time
trust & truth
takes trophies
turns the tide

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

s

syphilis sucking shithead
staring stupidly at the sun
seeing solar salmon spawn
splashing scattered sperm-like
squirming spatter of shotgun.

syphilis sucking shithead
soaking in sinister sunrays
slowly suffering sightlessness
second by second he surveys
the sickened spectral sperm soiree

syphilis sucking shithead
salivating at the solar scandals
slowly sucking sips so small
swiftly slurping a swallow
of skanky syphilitic squalor

syphilis sucking shithead
sightless since seeing solar sin
syphilis sucking shithead
sterile since slurping syphilitic salmon
syphilis sucking shithead
sorrowfully sad sans salvation